Time for the reading

NOVEMBER 2025
MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
BY THE PINK TIGER

Get ready for the Pink Tiger’s reading. They don’t whisper horoscopes, darling—they announce them with jazz hands. Expect zero sugarcoating.  But here’s the gag—the Pink Tiger shades you because they want you to sparkle. They’ll drag you, fan you, and then purr, “Now go shine, darling whether you like it or not. Meow Bitches!!!”

Oh, my fiery Aries

November is sashaying in like a cosmic rollercoaster, and honey, you’re strapped in for all the twists, turns, and surprise loop-de-loops.

Uranus is shaking up your finances with the subtlety of a glitter cannon—first at the full moon on November 5 in Taurus, 13 degrees, and then again at the new moon in Scorpio on November 20 at 28 degrees. Expect the unexpected, because Uranus does not RSVP to polite society.

Mercury will be retrograde from November 9 to November 29, starting in Sagittarius (your distant travel house) and sliding into Scorpio (your financial sector). Translation: holiday shopping, contracts, and far-flung plans could go delightfully sideways. If you can, get a head start on gifts in the first days of November, and plan to ship in early December to avoid a last-minute meltdown.

The cosmic drama hits its peak on November 4, when Uranus squares both Mars (your ruling planet) and Mercury. This is double trouble in your travel houses, so avoid all journeys around November 4–5 like the plague. The full moon on November 5 will amplify your emotions, especially regarding money. You may find yourself paying for a child’s needs, holiday gifts, tutoring, or even contributing to a creative project out of pocket—sometimes the world only sees the finished masterpiece, darling, not the glitter, sweat, and coins you put in.

The new moon on November 20 brings another financial curveball, but this time Jupiter, the miracle-working planet of good fortune, is playing wingman. A generous family member, friend, or supportive organization could step in to help, and Saturn and Neptune create a supportive water-sign triangle to soften Uranus’s harshness. Pluto in your friendship sector means a loyal pal may also swoop in with a brilliant solution. Yes, it’s chaotic, but you have an army of cosmic allies.

Circle November 16 in sparkly ink—it’s your day of blessings. A family member may do something unexpectedly lovely, and home-related decisions get a lucky boost. But, darling, remember Mercury is still retrograde until November 29, so hold off on buying those big-ticket home additions or gifts—you’ll score better deals (and less drama) in December.

In short, Aries, November is a high-energy, unpredictable month, but with your signature courage, charm, and a little help from the planets (and your friends and family), you’ll handle every curveball like the cosmic superstar you are.

Darling Taurus

Alright Taurus, grab a feather boa and a glass of something bubbly because November is coming in like a diva who missed her cue and decided to make an entrance instead.

The full moon on November 5 is in your sign, which means the universe is handing you a mirror and saying, “Sweetie, look at yourself. No, REALLY look.” You’re about to get clarity on a relationship—romantic, business, or that situationship you keep pretending is “just casual” even though you’ve already named your imaginary children. Whatever the connection, something’s being revealed, and it won’t be quiet about it.

Meanwhile, your home life is doing costume changes backstage. Moving? Renovating? Suddenly deciding the couch must be purple velvet or you will simply perish? All possible. But just when you’re manifesting your dream space—Uranus and Mars start slap-fighting over the mortgage paperwork, and the bank acts like you just asked them to loan you money for a yacht named “Daddy Issues II.” Don’t panic. Mercury retrograde is coming November 9-29, which is basically the cosmic version of glitter in your eye—annoying, unavoidable, and a warning not to sign contracts unless you want chaos delivered by Amazon Prime.

But don’t underestimate the power of your friendships—this month, your besties are more useful than real estate agents. Someone’s going to casually say, “Oh, I know a guy,” and boom, the universe slips you a key.

Then we get to the new moon in Scorpio on November 20—cue dramatic organ music. It’s all about partnerships, honey. Marriage, business collabs, emotional entanglements, power duos… the cosmic spotlight is on the relationship contract in your life. And just when you think you’re sealing a deal, Uranus crashes into the scene like a drunk ex at brunch, demanding changes you did not order. A partner may make a sudden announcement, request, boundary, or tantrum, and it’s going to feel like surprise drag reveals—but the kind where the wig gets snatched off, not on.

Here’s the twist, though: Jupiter is backstage fanning you and whispering, “You’re gonna be okay, babe.” Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto are also quietly filing paperwork on your behalf. So while something may shake you, it won’t break you. The universe is not trying to punish you—it’s trying to shove you away from a deal, dynamic, or demand that doesn’t honor you. And yes, the gag of it all? The fight beneath the fight is about money. Power. Who has it. Who controls it. Who thinks they get to say, “We’re doing it my way.”

So this month, you are not here to crumble, compromise, or let someone else pick the wallpaper of your future. You are here to listen, pause, look stunning, and say, with great poise and subtle threat: “That’s cute. But no.”

My sweet cosmic hummingbird

You have been WORKING. Not just working, but giving full “I am the intern, the CEO, the marketing department, and the emotional support animal” energy since March 2023.

Saturn has been sitting in your career zone like a strict ballroom judge who refuses to give 10s but will give you character development, and honestly? You’ve earned every rhinestone on that metaphorical blazer. By March 2026, the universe is planning to hand you a glow-up so bright RuPaul will squint — money, respect, reputation, revenge arc… the whole franchise.

But now we enter November, where Mars struts into your partnership sector in heels, and suddenly everyone wants to collaborate with you — experts, clients, business buddies, possibly a lover with opinions and a clipboard. But THEN Mercury, your ruling planet, decides to go full retrograde from November 9 to 29, meaning communication, contracts, and shared plans may turn into a gay soap opera of misunderstandings, scheduling sabotage, and “did you REALLY just say that?” moments. You know how Mercury gets: messy, dramatic, and not not the reason you side-eye every email.

And just when you’re holding all that together, Uranus — the chaotic bi icon of the zodiac — kicks the door down on November 4, opposes both Mars AND Mercury, and basically says, “Surprise! You thought you knew what was happening? LOL.” This drama spills right into the full moon on November 5, so your emotions will not just be high — they will be Ariana-in-a-modulation high. You may discover someone was doing things behind your back, or keeping receipts you didn’t approve — it’s giving Season 2 Untucked fight with the cocktail glass. Try not to go full table-flip unless necessary.

The full moon also lights up your twelfth house, meaning your body might be like, “Sweetie, we need rest, water, and possibly a medical professional.” You may be helping someone else through a health issue or just realizing you need a break before your brain files for divorce from your body. Let people help you — yes, even if you think you can do everything solo because “Geminis are multitaskers.” Delegation is not death.

Financially? Baby, you’re fine. The money is marching toward you like a Broadway chorus line, so allow yourself a little luxury — but don’t let the shiny things distract you from the real plot twist: the NEW moon in Scorpio on November 20. This is when the universe hands you a brand-new project, opportunity, or partnership… except Uranus is standing right there, arms crossed, ready to create drama like, “Oh, you thought it would go smoothly? HA.” Contracts could get weird, experts could flake, the workload could suddenly triple. If you sign anything, lawyerrrrr up, sis.

And don’t rush. Mercury retrograde in your opposite sign means you might say yes too fast, then realize later it was a no ma’am, not today, not in this economy situation. You’ll either need new terms, new people, or just a new plan entirely. The real tea? You’re learning to protect your worth and your time. Uranus exposes what’s broken — but only so you can fix it before it costs you wigs and sanity.

Health-wise, the new moon may inspire you to book the doctor, start Pilates, stop eating stress snacks at 1am, or finally admit that iced coffee does not count as hydration. Your body wants attention, not just caffeine and vibes.

But HERE’S THE JUICY PART: the financial gods are feeling generous. November 14-17 and November 26 are chef’s kiss money days. Raises, sales, bonuses, commissions, checks, Venmo miracles — Jupiter and Venus basically team up to make it rain. The universe is like, “You’ve survived chaos. Here’s a tip.”

So yes, November is messy, unpredictable, and slightly unhinged… but it’s also lucrative, revealing, and wildly character-building. You don’t just survive this month, Gemini — you walk out of it like the queen of the reunion episode: flawless, enlightened, and paid.

Darling Moonchild

CANCER, darling, the universe is mostly on your side this month, though one chaotic party-crasher—Uranus, the cosmic agent of mess—seems determined to throw a drink in the punch bowl right when you wanted a serene soirée.

He’s loud, unpredictable, and not taking hints, so brace yourself for a little drama early in November. On November 4, when Uranus squares up against Mars, a work project or partnership could suddenly go off the rails in a way that makes you ask, “Was anyone going to tell me, or was I supposed to just sense the chaos psychically?” Luckily, Jupiter is still hovering over you like a benevolent drag mother with extra bobby pins and backup lashes, so while everyone else is spinning out, you’ll likely land softer than most.

Then comes the full moon in Taurus on November 5, and she’s bringing a much more pleasant energy, like being swept into a room full of warm lights, good people, and a reason to dress up. You might find yourself at a wedding, a milestone celebration, a reunion, or even a work event that actually feels fun. A wise older friend, family member, or mentor may drop some advice that hits so hard you’ll want to cross-stitch it on a pillow. Socializing will help you zoom out and breathe—moonlight plus community equals clarity.

But don’t get too comfortable, sweet crab—Mercury goes retrograde from November 9 to November 29 in your sixth house of daily routines, schedules, and obligations. That means delays, revisions, retracing steps, and probably emails that go to the wrong person. Work may need adjustments. A project may refuse to behave. And yes, even your pet may need sudden attention, because Mercury retrograde loves to remind us that cute things also require inconvenient vet bills.

Then on November 20, we get a new moon in Scorpio, and theoretically new moons signal fresh starts, but here comes Uranus again, flipping tables in the corner. This time the drama hits your love life or a creative project, and someone you’ve been dating may suddenly reveal a side of themselves that makes you wonder if the universe is doing improv. Whether you stay, go, or negotiate is up to you—but whatever happens, it’s a moment of truth. And if you have kids, or are working on something artistic, something unexpected may pop up there too.

Now, the good news: Jupiter is still working overtime as your celestial bodyguard, blocking falling chandeliers and glitter bombs thrown by Uranus. Saturn is steadying the foundation, Neptune is helping you dream solutions into reality, and Pluto is making sure you’re not scrambling financially. There is structure beneath the chaos, even if it feels like emotional Jenga.

There’s one especially delicious day—November 16—when Jupiter and the Sun link arms and bathe you in golden light. This is a “make your move” kind of day, a day for big declarations, personal launches, heartfelt conversations, romantic gambles, or even proposing something new in your career. If it’s work-related, the magic actually starts building on the 14th and 15th, so you have a small glittery window to work with. If there’s a relationship you’ve nearly given up on, this could be the turning point… or if you’ve already released that storyline, someone entirely new could glide into frame.

Another gorgeous day arrives on November 26, when Venus and Jupiter flirt across the skies and romance, pleasure, beauty, and good vibes are basically glowing neon. A first date could feel cinematic. A long-term partner might surprise you in the best Absolutely! Here’s a campier, glam-goddess, extra-sparkle rewrite for Leo, keeping it flowing, dramatic, and cheeky:

Majestic Leo

LEO, honey, November is serving you a full-on cosmic runway of drama, glitter, and unexpected plot twists. Uranus is sashaying through your skies like a diva with a flair for the dramatic, tossing curveballs like confetti at a ball.

Mercury, ever the diva in retrograde mode from November 9 to 29, is slowing things down, making your grand plans feel like they’re being performed in slow-mo. But don’t clutch your pearls just yet—this is Leo, and you know how to werk it through any shade the stars throw your way.

The full moon on November 5 in Taurus is your spotlight moment. Think applause, standing ovations, and maybe even a promotion or a dazzling opportunity that makes your inner diva beam. Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune are serving backup vocals, boosting your finances, career, and sense of security so you can strut through life like the radiant, unstoppable king or queen you are. Your groundwork this year is paying off, darling, but the real crown moment? That’s coming mid-2026 through mid-2027, when Jupiter sashays into Leo. Emerald year, anyone? Eleven years of waiting for your moment to sparkle—and it’s almost here.

Now, don’t get too comfortable on your glitter throne, because Uranus has a habit of throwing shade just to see you react. On November 4, Uranus squares off with Mars, stirring up tempers and surprises in romance, children, or creative projects. The very next day, the Taurus full moon adds fuel to the fire, making emotions feel extra juicy. Single Leos, expect flirtation sparks or romantic curveballs. Creative Leos, be ready to pivot—you may need to solve a problem faster than a queen changing costumes backstage.

Then, the new moon on November 20 in Scorpio sashays onto the scene, shining her dramatic spotlight on your home, family, or property. This moon is a deliciously tricky little number. On one hand, Jupiter is tossing liquid gold in your direction, opening doors for financial luck, helpful gifts, or smooth dealings with banks and brokers. On the other hand, Uranus is stirring the pot from your home sector—think surprise repairs, unexpected news from a contractor or landlord, or sudden family emergencies. Cue the dramatic music! But don’t worry, darling—you have Saturn, Neptune, and Jupiter backing you like a perfectly choreographed backup troupe. Solutions are there, and you will slay them.

And let’s talk November 16—a day that’s basically your Vogue cover moment. The Sun, your fabulous ruler, has your back, and the universe is handing you a “yes, honey, you got this” moment on a silver platter. It’s perfect for helping a family member, locking in that dream home, or adding a touch of sparkle to your current space. Think glitter, think glam, think triumph.

So yes, this month is patchwork couture, stitched together with dazzling highs, jarring shocks, and a few unexpected guest appearances. But Leo, you were born to improvise on the runway of life. Innovative solutions? Check. Drama? Check. Star power? Always. You’ve got this, darling, and the world is ready for your grand finale.

Virgo, baby

Oh, Virgo, darlings, November is serving you a full-on drama-and-glam runway, and honey, you better have your stilettoed wit ready! This month is a wild mix of glittering blessings and spicy chaos, a veritable cocktail of fabulousness and mischief.

The full moon on November 5 in Taurus, 13 degrees, is turning on the spotlight for your ninth house—your palace of intellect, travel dreams, and international connections. Think of it as your brainy, globe-trotting runway. Something important is coming to a climax, and yes, it will likely land just as you imagined, darling—smooth, elegant, and classy, just the way you like it.

But wait! Enter Uranus, the ultimate drama queen of the cosmos, firing arrows like they’re glitter bombs, directly at your warrior Mars in your home sector. Suddenly, honey, you may need to drop everything to handle family drama, a property fiasco, or some unexpected household chaos. And, of course, tempers may flare, so zip the lips before a casual comment turns into a full-on telenovela. With Mercury retrograde from November 9 to 29, adding a slow-motion sash to your month, communication misfires are basically guaranteed. Consider it a cosmic lesson in patience… or a reality show you didn’t audition for.

Then, on November 20, the new moon in Scorpio, 28 degrees, sashays in to light up your third house of contracts, chats, and neighborhood intrigue. New beginnings may arise in communication, writing, or with siblings, cousins, and neighbors. But don’t get too comfy, because Uranus is still sashaying around like a diva at a drag brunch, ready to spill secrets or stir the pot with information you didn’t see coming. Think of it as a plot twist in your very own cosmic soap opera—nothing like a little unexpected chaos to keep life spicy, am I right?

Thankfully, Virgo, you’ve got a squad of planetary besties forming a shimmering golden triangle of harmony—Jupiter in Cancer, Saturn and Neptune in Pisces, all ready to step in and save the day. Whether it’s a friend, a partner, or a mentor, help is coming to soften the Uranian drama. These cosmic allies will help you regain your balance, polish your nails, and keep your chic composure intact.

Now, circle these dates in glitter: November 16 is a sparkling day when Jupiter and the Sun are in perfect sync—perfect for brunches, cozy weekend getaways, or just basking in your own fabulousness. November 26 is another gem, when Venus flirts beautifully with Jupiter. Romance, travel, or simply indulging your sweet self is strongly favored.

So, Virgo, this month may test your patience, but remember—you’re the queen of detail, the duchess of planning, the sovereign of sass. Strut, sparkle, and own every chaotic, glittering moment. The universe is serving drama, but you, darling, are serving couture-level grace.

Darling Libra

Oh, Libra, darling, November is basically a cosmic cabaret, and honey, you’re front and center under the glittering spotlight! Think of this month as a mix of glitter, drama, and unexpected plot twists—with a few moments of pure, fabulous triumph sprinkled in like sequins on a ball gown.

Circle these dates in gold: Sunday, November 16, is pure sparkle. Jupiter in harmony with the Sun is practically doing a runway walk across your chart, lighting up your social scene and your heart. It’s a perfect day to host a brunch that slays, sip mimosas while surrounded by your favorite people, or whisk your sweetheart away for a swoon-worthy weekend getaway at a dreamy country inn. Then, November 26 twinkles as another starry gem when Venus flirts with Jupiter. Romance, travel, and gorgeous encounters are strongly favored—this day is practically begging for a romantic montage worthy of a Hallmark channel special… with a little extra glitter, of course.

Now, for the professional side, Libra, the universe is staging not one, but multiple golden triangles of harmony! Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Saturn, and Neptune are all conspiring to give your career that extra razzle-dazzle. It’s like having a personal cosmic PR team, ready to boost your reputation and make sure everyone knows just how fabulous you are. These are precious planetary alignments, honey—rare gems that can catapult you toward recognition, success, and maybe even a little extra cash to fund your glitter habit.

But, of course, the universe wouldn’t leave you without a little spice. Mercury retrograde from November 9 to 29 is slowing the pace, especially in your third house of communication, negotiation, travel, and shopping. Avoid signing contracts or splurging on expensive purchases—this includes those luxury holiday gifts you’ve been eyeing. Patience, my dear, is the name of the game.

The full moon November 5 in Taurus, 13 degrees, may have you checking off debts or financial obligations. Uranus is on the scene, however, and can bring sudden conflicts or delays—someone may owe you money, and honey, their timing might be about as predictable as a drag queen’s encore. Keep your cool; losing your temper won’t get you your coins any faster.

The new moon November 20 in Scorpio, 28 degrees, usually screams “ask for a raise, pitch that client,” but Uranus is throwing a diva-level tantrum, so it’s best to play it cool. Expect surprises—customs, shipping, international matters, legal issues, even professors or broadcasting opportunities could all have unexpected drama. Timing is everything, darling, and with Jupiter sending support from your career house and a sparkling golden triangle linking your work to earned income, patience will reward you beautifully.

Finally, November 26 is not just a romance day—it’s a career catwalk. Jupiter and Venus in alignment will shine a spotlight on your professional brilliance, giving you the perfect moment to dazzle and charm your way to recognition and reward.

And for the sweet relief: Uranus has been causing chaos in your financial eighth house for years, but honey, this is the last hurrah. By April 25, 2026, Uranus will strut off into Gemini for good, leaving your coins and your bank account safe from surprise drama for the rest of your fabulous life. Can I get a hallelujah for financial liberation?

So, Libra, polish your nails, fluff that hair, and strut through November like the cosmic superstar you are. The stage is yours, darling—sparkle, slay, and serve it with style.

Listen up, Scorpio

Oh, Scorpio, November is basically your personal soap opera, and honey, you’re the star of every dramatic twist! This month, the cosmos is serving a high-stakes cocktail of tension, surprise, and just enough glittering support to keep you from losing your fabulous composure.

Uranus, the ultimate wild child of the zodiac, is strutting through, shaking things up, and making sure nothing feels too predictable. But don’t worry—other planets are swooping in like your celestial entourage to help you slay every unexpected moment.

The full moon on November 5 in Taurus, 13 degrees, is lighting up your partnership sector. This might bring a simmering conflict to a head with a business partner, agent, lawyer, or even your spouse. Money will likely be at the center of the drama—oh yes, it’s all about the coins, darling! Mars in your personal income sector is kicking things up a notch, while Pluto, your other ruler, is playing his part in keeping the stakes high. Expect decisions to be made and resolutions to take shape within five days of this dazzling lunation.

Then comes Mercury, cozying up to Mars, retrograding from November 9 to 29, which can delay payments owed to you from exes, clients, or mysterious benefactors. Ugh, patience, Scorpio—it’s part of your cosmic homework. But fear not! Jupiter, perched majestically at the top of your chart, along with Saturn and Neptune sprinkling support from your fifth house of creativity, is lending a hand, making sure that even when Uranus is throwing curveballs, you’re still the one catching the glittering prizes. Think career windfalls, international gains, or unexpected cash from government grants or programs—yes, the universe knows how to reward a diva who stays ready.

Now, the new moon on November 20 in Scorpio, 28 degrees, cranks up the intensity even more. Uranus is still being a rebellious little imp, opposing the new moon, Sun, and Mercury, stirring the pot in your partnership sector again. But the difference is, Scorpio, you’re ready. Whether it’s a long-overdue discussion, careful planning, or couple’s therapy-level finesse, you’re stepping into this with poise and strategy. The water-sign grand trine from Jupiter to Saturn and Neptune is like your personal cosmic bodyguard, making sure you have the support to make the best choice for yourself.

Mark November 16 with a glitter pen, darling, because Jupiter in Cancer trines your Sun in Scorpio, serving up a four- or even five-star day. Career wins, financial blessings, and just an overall “yes, queen” vibe are yours. Then, November 26? Venus in Scorpio beams her charm at you, kissed by Jupiter, making you utterly irresistible. If anyone thought they could resist you, honey, think again.

November is your dramatic, sexy, high-stakes month, Scorpio. Keep your wits sharp, your standards high, and your sparkle higher. The universe may toss surprises, but you, my dear, are always ready to serve the ultimate glow-up.

Beautiful archer

Oh, Sagittarius, honey, November is basically your personal cosmic carnival, and you, my darling archer, are front and center with your bow blazing! You enter the month sparkling with that charming, buoyant energy everyone adores, and let me tell you—Mars is sashaying into your sign from November 4 to December 15 like the ultimate hype person.

This is your first taste of Mars’s fiery support in two years, so yes, darling, it’s time to grab life by the reins and strut forward with courage, confidence, and just a touch of sass.

With Mars in your corner, you’re finally feeling in control of events, ready to face challenges head-on. And sweetie, Mercury is traveling with Mars in your first house, which is basically your cosmic selfie spotlight, so expect some serious personal power and decision-making mojo. Around the full moon on November 5 in Taurus, 13 degrees, you might decide it’s time to cut loose a business partner, agent, or expert who’s been cramping your style. If it’s been a dating situation that’s not setting your heart ablaze, well… Uranus will be doing its “separate and conquer” thing, and that relationship may just gracefully bow out of your narrative.

But don’t fret, love, because Mars and Mercury are getting along with Saturn and Neptune in your home, property, and family sector, and Jupiter in your eighth house is flashing his golden approval. Need funds for a property move, remodeling your fabulous pad, or a little family financial magic? The universe has your back—money is likely to flow when you ask for it, honey, as long as you play it smart.

Now, let’s talk the drama queen of the cosmos—Mercury retrograde from November 9 to 29. Mercury will start in Sagittarius and shimmy back into Scorpio on November 18. Translation: delay, darling. Important decisions, major purchases, or signing anything that locks you down? Put it on pause. You have more time than you think, so don’t let anyone rush you. Patience, darling—it’s your secret weapon.

The new moon on November 20 in Scorpio, 28 degrees, is here to sprinkle a little health-conscious sparkle into your life. Something in your body or subconscious might whisper for attention—so check in with your dentist, doctor, or even a therapist if your mind is running circles. Secrets could also surface during this lunar magic, and learning them might just shift your path in ways that make you say, “Yes, universe, I see you!”

Travel plans, my globe-trotting love, are a bit of a no-go mid-month. Uranus is throwing curveballs, and any trips could get wildly derailed. Unexpected expenses might pop up, too, so keep those coins handy. But the weekend of November 15-16? That’s your sparkling oasis. The Sun in Scorpio is sending cosmic glitter straight to your ruler Jupiter in Cancer, creating an enchanting window for fun, love, or just living your best life—Mercury retrograde be damned!

November is chaos and glitter in equal measure, Sagittarius, but you, darling archer, are more than equipped to navigate it all with charm, courage, and a wink. Keep your arrows sharp and your heart open—the universe has some fabulous surprises in store.

Oh honey

Oh, Capricorn, darling, November is like a glittering board game where the dice are a little wild—but don’t worry, you always play to win. The month kicks off with the full moon on November 5 in Taurus at 13 degrees, and sweetie, this moon is sending friendly vibes straight to your Capricorn Sun.

Romance? Check. Sparkly, heart-fluttering moments? Absolutely. And because full moons are a bit like cosmic divas, their influence can linger up to five days later, so you could be swooning well into the weekend, even through Monday, November 10.

Now, don’t get too carried away with the romance just yet—Uranus, that unpredictable little trickster, is throwing its thunderbolt directly at Mercury and Mars. This could mean a surprise health hiccup, a pesky pet emergency, or a sudden work glitch, especially in the digital or tech department. And if you were planning any grandiose travel across the globe? Honey, not now. Stick to a charming little local getaway, something cozy, intimate, and stress-free.

Mars is in Sagittarius from November 4 to December 15, keeping you in behind-the-scenes strategy mode. You’re the quiet mastermind now, plotting, planning, and making subtle moves. The real fireworks happen later when Mars finally enters Capricorn from December 15 to January 23, 2026. That’s when people will actually sit up, listen, and take note of your brilliance. But for now, darling, patience is your sexy accessory.

Ah, the weekend of November 15-16 is looking like pure magic. Your ruler Jupiter is trining the transiting Sun, blessing you with a romantic or rejuvenating mini-vacay. Five stars, baby—pack your favorite outfit and maybe some champagne for extra sparkle.

Mercury retrograde from November 9 to 29 is a little cosmic slow jam, so keep your patience hat on. Delays with clients? Perfectly fine—go with the flow. Signing contracts? Nope. Expensive gifts or electronics? Hold that thought for next month, darling.

The new moon on November 20 in Scorpio, 28 degrees, is all about your social life and friendships, so expect invitations to weddings, parties, or fab celebrations. But, of course, Uranus is prowling like a drama-loving cat, so your date or friend might stir the pot unexpectedly. Agree to keep politics and controversy off the table and save your energy for the fun. If you’re married, your spouse is blissfully unaffected, but do keep an eye on your rebellious little ones—they might throw a tiny unsupervised soirée of their own!

Your shining star day this month? November 26, baby! Venus, the ultimate glam-ruler of your career house, gets a golden beam from Jupiter, lighting up your professional world. Take notes, mark it on your calendar, and yes—strut your Capricorn stuff. Career, love, friendship—you can have it all this month, just remember: a little patience and a lot of sparkle go a long way.

My Dear water-bearer

Oh, Aquarius, honey, November is about to toss you into a glittering swirl of endings, beginnings, and just a touch of chaos—because, of course, Uranus wouldn’t have it any other way.

You’ve likely been wrapped up in real estate drama or fussing over a family member who needed your love, support, or generous wallet. Well, my darling, the cosmos says: this saga is coming to a close around the full moon on November 5 in Taurus at 13 degrees. Finally! Cue the confetti. You can breathe, maybe pour yourself a fancy cocktail, and watch the curtain fall on what has gone on far too long.

But, sweetie, hold your champagne. That full moon is sizzling with volcanic energy, and unpredictable Uranus is on the prowl, directly opposing Mars and Mercury. Translation: a friend, colleague, or collaborator might suddenly reveal a side of themselves that leaves you raising a fabulous eyebrow—or two. A fiery argument could pop up out of nowhere, maybe even at an event meant to be fun or celebratory. Mercury rules your reputation, so it’s best to keep business and pleasure in separate little compartments for now. Luckily, Jupiter and Saturn are sashaying in to protect your credibility, so you won’t lose your sparkle—but honey, choose your words with care. Everyone will be on edge during this full moon window, which lasts for about five days.

Meanwhile, Mercury retrograde (November 9–29, back into Scorpio on November 18) is whispering that any hiccup or faux pas is likely a misunderstanding at heart. No worries—just pause, breathe, and sashay past drama with your usual Aquarian grace.

Now, let’s talk the new moon on November 20 in Scorpio at 28 degrees—oh, this one is dazzling! Career spotlight, darling! If you’ve been itching for a promotion, positive publicity, or even to launch your own empire, this is your cosmic green light… eventually. Patience is your glam accessory; wait until Mercury goes direct on November 29 or even hold off until December for extra sparkle. Jupiter in Cancer is raining golden rays down on you, Pluto in Aquarius is backing you like a loyal bestie, and Saturn and Neptune are swooping in to polish this new moon to a radiant shimmer. Together, these celestial stars form a golden triangle of career magic—rare, precious, and utterly fabulous.

Of course, we can’t forget Uranus, your chaotic ruler, always ready to stir the pot. Uranus may throw a surprise at home or with a family member just as your career is hitting its haute couture moment. Can you juggle both? Absolutely. You’re an experienced Aquarian, darling, and just being aware that chaos could knock on your door will help you glide through November with style, poise, and perhaps just a smidge of dramatic flair.

November for you, Aquarius, is a sparkling cocktail of endings, surprises, and career magic—with Uranus keeping things spicy. Keep your schedule flexible, your words chosen like precious jewels, and your heart ready to celebrate every triumph that lands in your lap.

Darling Fish

Oh, darling Pisces, November is rolling in like a glittering tidal wave—topsy-turvy, unpredictable, and delightfully dramatic. This month will challenge your notions of what’s stable, what’s predictable, and what’s downright chaotic.

Emotions will be high, messages will come fast, and life will serve up plot twists like a reality TV reunion special.

Mars struts into your tenth house of honors, awards, and career sparkle from November 4 to December 15, marking your professional spotlight moment. If you’ve been dreaming of year-end recognition, glory, or a promotion, honey, Mars is here to help you claim it. For those of you in interviews for a higher-up position, keep strutting your stuff—someone will notice your fabulous talents. Jupiter in your fifth house of creativity could toss you a golden assignment that lets your artistry shine like the superstar you are. And Saturn and Neptune are backing you up, keeping your professional moves classy and secure.

Now, don’t get too ahead of yourself. The full moon on November 5 in Taurus at 13 degrees, lighting your third house of communication and short trips, brings both excitement and drama. You might be wrapping up a big report, finalizing a contract, giving a speech, or launching a new digital project. But just as you’re reaching the finish line, unpredictable Uranus goes all diva on you, opposing Mars in an explosive clash. November 4 through November 10 could feel like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle. Avoid travel and sign no important papers—seriously, the universe is giving you a cheeky wink: patience, my dear.

Mercury retrogrades from November 9 to 29, first in Sagittarius and then sliding back into Scorpio, sprinkling slow-motion chaos and delays across your month. Don’t fight it—let Mercury be your lesson in grace under pressure. Take your time, triple-check contracts, and let your lawyer handle the heavy lifting.

The new moon on November 20 in Scorpio at 28 degrees shines on your ninth house of long-distance matters, international projects, and higher learning. This could relate to visas, immigration, study, or global ventures. Mercury retrograde reminds you not to rush—you may misread instructions or miss a crucial detail. Think of it as the universe asking you to sip your tea slowly before diving in.

Mark November 16 with a sparkling star, Pisces. Jupiter in Cancer trines your Sun in Scorpio, while Saturn in Pisces adds a blessing of stability and long-term gain, forming a glittering water-sign triangle. This day is golden, darling—use it to make magic happen, whether that’s in career, creativity, or personal growth.

November may keep you on your fins, Pisces, but with your intuitive grace, watery charm, and cosmic support, you’ll navigate the chaos like the fabulous, mystical merperson you are.