Time for the reading

OCTOBER 2025
MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
BY THE PINK TIGER

Get ready for the Pink Tiger’s reading. They don’t whisper horoscopes, darling—they announce them with jazz hands. Expect zero sugarcoating.  But here’s the gag—the Pink Tiger shades you because they want you to sparkle. They’ll drag you, fan you, and then purr, “Now go shine, darling whether you like it or not. Meow Bitches!!!”

Oh, Honey

Oh honey, October 2025 is about to put you on the cosmic runway, and let me tell you, the universe is serving drama, shimmer, and just the right amount of chaos. That full moon on October 6? Baby, it’s in Aries, it’s in YOU, and it’s basically Beyoncé at Coachella levels of clarity and climax.

If you’ve been cooking up an idea, a project, or even just a personal glow-up, this is the moment the lights hit, the fans blow, and you step out in full Sasha Velour rose-petal realness. You’re the entrepreneur of the zodiac, so don’t be surprised if you suddenly feel ready to throw open the doors, drop the single, launch the brand—whatever your personal gag-worthy reveal may be.

Now, let’s talk money, darling, because Mars is twirling in your eighth house and your spending habits might be acting a little like a queen at a sample sale: wild, reckless, and fabulous, but ooooh, potentially stressful. You’re not broke, you’re just in your temporary storyline arc of overspending, and once Mars struts into Sagittarius on November 4, you’ll be singing “I’m a Survivor” like Destiny’s Child with a balanced checkbook. Until then, breathe and keep the receipts. The good news? This month has several juicy financial blessings queued up, and when I say juicy, I mean Ross Mathews on Snatch Game level extra. October 8 could bring some delightful support from family, so if you’ve been afraid to ask for help, sugar, ask. Someone in your circle is ready to step into the role of Fairy Godmother with a checkbook. Then on October 24, Mercury and Jupiter are basically winking at you across the room like Anderson Cooper at the Met Gala, saying: sign that contract, lock down that mortgage, go for the upgrade—it’s lucky and it’s lasting.

Socially, the tea is someone in your friend circle is going to get bossy, pushing you to say yes to things you simply cannot afford right now. Baby, you don’t need to join every group trip to Fire Island, you have your own priorities. They won’t want to hear no, but sometimes the fiercest thing you can do is channel your inner Naomi Campbell: serve a smile, a firm boundary, and then walk away with your heels clicking like a metronome.

The new moon in Libra on October 21 is about partnerships, and while your instinct is always to grab the mic, lead the team, and serve alpha energy like RuPaul herself, this lunation is saying: sit down, let someone else hold the clipboard, and just harmonize like Kelly and Michelle. Collaboration will actually feel good if you let yourself trust it. Sure, Pluto might throw some shade through a demanding VIP who doesn’t understand what’s going on, but instead of clapping back, this is your chance to pull a full-on Ru workroom moment: explain your decisions calmly, sprinkle in a little charm, and gag them with how well-prepared you are. Venus is on your side anyway, sashaying in with diplomacy and glamour, cooling things down with a wink and a wig flip, making sure no one’s mascara runs from too much drama.

By October 27, Mars and Jupiter are perfectly aligned, and baby, that’s a four-star cosmic day. Think of it as the finale ball: everything involving your home, your family, your property could suddenly sparkle, bringing news so good you might want to choreograph a little five-six-seven-eight. Then, of course, comes Halloween, and while it’s giving camp, glitter, and Gaga-in-a-meat-dress energy, you should be careful, darling—Mars and Uranus are throwing shade, and that can mean accidents or unexpected chaos. Keep it cute, keep it safe, and don’t let the night get too messy.

Romance this month isn’t the main storyline, but after October 13, Venus struts into Libra and sprinkles long-term couples with love rays that feel like a Diptyque candle, rosé, and a perfectly curated Spotify playlist. For the singles, the vibe is: focus on you, polish that crown, and remember that nothing is more attractive than a queen who’s thriving in her own lane.

October, darling, is about balancing your boss-bitch impulses with a softer, more collaborative groove, keeping an eye on your coins while still letting yourself sparkle, and remembering that even when you’re not directing the show—you’re still the star. ✨👑🌈

Darling Taurus

Oh, Taurus darling, October 2025 is coming in like a tired diva after Pride weekend: feathers a little droopy, lashes half-on, wig slightly tilted. The universe is telling you to moisturize, nap, and eat something that isn’t fried or covered in glitter.

If you push yourself too hard at the start of the month, that full moon on October 6 could have you sneezing in bed with a box of tissues instead of serving looks. Friends might want to whisk you away on some adventure, but baby, unless it’s Beyoncé calling you for a Renaissance Tour afterparty, politely decline. Rest is your ticket to slay the second half of the month.

Now, don’t clutch your pearls, but that same full moon may expose some shady shenanigans in your circle. Someone close might have been keeping secrets—or worse, a coworker might be trying to steal credit for your brilliance. Picture it: you’re giving full Taurus excellence and they’re giving Jan trying to upstage Marsha energy. Keep those bull ears perked, because tea will spill.

Mars is squaring Pluto this month, which is cosmic speak for “brace yourself for power struggles.” A collaborator could get messy, loud, and unreasonable, but sugar, you can’t fix it by clapping back. Think RuPaul during an awkward Untucked fight: calm, collected, and sipping her drink while chaos unfolds. If you keep your cool, you’ll not only come out on top, but the higher-ups will notice—and they’re into it. An unexpected raise, bonus, or referral could be coming your way, making you the real winner of this lip sync.

By the new moon in Libra on October 21, the energy shifts, and suddenly everyone wants your talent, your guidance, your sparkle. New projects, new contracts, new opportunities to be the diva in charge. But watch, because not everyone will communicate clearly. It’s on you to lay out the steps, darling—like a choreographer breaking down eight counts for the backup dancers—so nobody gets lost.

And now, let’s talk about the thing Taurus babies really want to know: love. If you’re partnered, the stars are giving you front-row seats to your very own romantic concert—Mars is lighting up your relationship sector, so expect more connection, more time together, more “couple who shops at West Elm together” vibes. For the single bulls, you’re still sorting through last month’s eclipse drama, and the word is: decisions, baby. It’s giving Ultimatum: Queer Loverealness. Either you’re ready to commit, or you’re ready to pack your bags and strut out without looking back. Don’t delay the choice, because eclipses love to snatch the decision out of your hands if you don’t make it yourself.

For those ready to pop the champagne, this could be the month that love goes official. Engagements, commitments, or just the deep sigh of relief when someone finally admits they’re obsessed with you—October is sprinkled with that energy. And darling, keep October 27 circled in rhinestones. That day, Mars and Jupiter will hold hands across the sky, sending you a gorgeous blessing for love and communication. It’s like your own cosmic “Snatch Game” moment—you’ll have the perfect words, the timing will be flawless, and the angels will cue the applause.

So Taurus, October is a month of rest, revelation, and relationship realness. Take care of your body, keep your eyes open for shady behavior, stand tall in business, and let love blossom when the spotlight hits. Even if you start the month yawning in bed, you’ll end it with roses thrown at your feet. 🌹✨

My dazzling Gemini

Gemini darling, the cosmos has you booked and busy this October, and mama, Saturn has been the toughest director in the galaxy since March 2023, cracking that cosmic whip in your tenth house of career.

She’s been pushing you harder than RuPaul during a finale music video shoot, forcing you to polish your craft, show up, and prove that you’re not just a star—you’re a supernova. Maybe you’ve snagged a shiny new position, or maybe you’ve been building your empire brick by brick like Kylie Jenner declaring herself self-made. Either way, Saturn’s been like that relentless choreographer yelling “again!” until your number is flawless. The gag? This grind isn’t forever. Saturn will finally sashay away from this career boot camp by February 13, 2026, and baby, she won’t be back until 2052. That’s right—you’re earning a diploma in hard work that’ll last you decades.

Now, you got a taste of Saturn in Aries earlier this year—a softer, easier energy in your house of friendships. That little preview was like a summer fling: lighter, social, less pressure. Come February 2026, you’ll get the full run of that storyline, which is more brunch with the girls than sleepless nights at the office. Until then, though, you’re still in the workroom, sewing under pressure, hot-gluing your way to a legacy. On top of all this, Mars has been stomping around in your daily grind sector since September 22, meaning the workload is heavy, the deadlines are tight, and your inbox is thicker than Carson Kressley’s quips. But breathe, baby—Mars leaves on November 4, and you’ll finally feel like you can unclench.

But the universe knows even the hardest-working diva needs a disco ball moment, and October 6 delivers just that with a fabulous full moon in Aries. Get ready for a weekend (October 4–5) that sparkles with invitations—weddings, parties, maybe even your own soirée where Venus makes your home look so chic Architectural Digest could come knocking. Venus is sprinkling glamour dust until October 13, and on October 8, she winks at Jupiter, meaning your social calendar is hotter than Fire Island in July. Expect to meet fabulous movers and shakers—self-made bosses, moguls, or just glamorous creatures who inspire you to dream bigger. Something you’ve been secretly hoping for might actually crystallize at this full moon. It’s giving dreams do come true, darling.

Romance gets her cue right on October 14, when Venus in Libra beams at Uranus in Gemini. Translation? Sparks, surprises, and possibly a meet-cute straight out of a Netflix rom-com. First date at a cute café? Yes. Flirty banter? Double yes. Chemistry that makes you text your bestie in all caps later? Triple yes. Venus will be waltzing through your fifth house of true love from October 13 to November 6, so the vibes are giving Lana Del Rey love song meets poppers at the club.

Then, October 21 comes strutting in with a new moon in your fifth house of romance, creativity, and joy—and baby, this one’s practically throwing you a Pride parade. Single Geminis, circulate! Attached Geminis, shake up your routine—this is date night, art night, role-play night, whatever sparks joy night. The creative juices are flowing, too, so don’t be surprised if you suddenly feel like designing, painting, recording, or just reinventing yourself as your fiercest alter ego.

But wait, the gag of all gags? This new moon also syncs up with major business breakthroughs. Mercury and Mars are gossiping with Jupiter, who’s parked in your house of earned income, while Saturn and Neptune are adding gravitas to your career sector. That’s a whole cosmic panel of judges saying: “Condragulations, you’re a winner, baby.” A new project could boost your reputation and your bank account, giving you both the credibility and the coins. And you know Jupiter’s motto: go big or go home, so say yes to proposals, meetings, and opportunities that shimmer with possibility.

So Gemini, October is your ultimate double act: work and play, grind and glitter, legacy and love. Saturn’s still making sure you’re no filler queen, but the full moon and new moon are handing you champagne, sequins, and sweet surprises. Balance the hustle with the sparkle, darling—you’re not just surviving, you’re thriving in technicolor. 🌈✨👑

Darling Moonchild

Oh Cancer, darling, October is handing you a moment—no, a scene—and you’re about to step onto the cosmic stage with all the poise of Meryl Streep collecting her 18th Oscar.

Your career is evolving like a drag queen’s wig reveal: subtle at first, then—bam!—suddenly everyone’s gagging. Back in summer, Saturn gave you a little sneak preview of what’s to come, whispering “look over here, baby” from your career sector. And starting February 2026, she’ll be back full force for two years, holding her clipboard, arms crossed, ready to make sure you earn every bead, feather, and rhinestone in your professional crown. It won’t be easy, but if you rise to the occasion (and you will), you’ll graduate in 2028 with the kind of prestige that makes people stand when you enter the room.

But before we look that far ahead, October 6 is your big cosmic number. A full moon in Aries lights up your career like Beyoncé hitting the final note of “Love on Top.” Your name? Your work? Your reputation? All of it could suddenly be front and center. This lunation is pure spotlight energy—no drama, no messy aspects, just you and the glow of accomplishment. And Mars, sexy Mars, is twirling through Scorpio in your fifth house of fun and glamour, which means that career win could come wrapped in glitter and champagne. You might be sealing the deal at a luxury dinner, schmoozing at a client retreat, or dazzling a room full of executives with your wit, charm, and perfectly tailored outfit. Business and pleasure are blending, baby, and you’re serving both with a side of caviar.

And don’t forget—Jupiter is in YOUR sign until June 2026, sprinkling blessings over every wig, sequin, and oyster on your path. This is rare, magical energy, and it means the universe is on your side, building your reputation brick by rhinestone brick. With Saturn vibing from your ninth house, foreign connections or high-level executives are especially impressed. It’s giving “global star power,” darling.

Now, the month ends with a little Halloween tea. On October 31, the moon will be in Pisces, kissing your Cancer Sun with just the right touch of dreamy, spooky, creative vibes. Costumes are about to be extra this year—expect more Lady Gaga at the VMAs than tired little ghost sheets. Jupiter and Neptune are working together to make the whole night glamorous and imaginative. But—and this is a big but—Mars and Uranus are in a messy opposition, and that can bring accidents or chaotic moments faster than Shangela popping out of a box. So by all means, enjoy your Halloween, but keep it safe, darling. Uber and Lyft are your besties, don’t overindulge, and double-check that your security system is turned on before you leave for the ball.

October is asking you to step into your professional spotlight while still remembering that you’re a Cancer queen who loves to protect her home and family. You’re building a career legacy, but you’re doing it with warmth, creativity, and glamour. Work it, serve it, and when the full moon beams down, take a bow—the applause is for you. 🌙✨👑

Majestic Leo

Oh, Leo darling, October is practically rolling out a red carpet just for you, and you are strutting down it in full diva mode—sequins, feathers, the whole nine yards. That full moon on October 6?

She’s screaming, “Pack a bag, baby!”and whether it’s a family visit, a getaway with your siblings, or a glamorous little jaunt to check out property, the stars are aligning for travel. Think of it less “business trip in beige” and more “Eat, Pray, Love, but make it Mariah Carey with three assistants and a trunk of Louis Vuitton.” You’ll be on the move through the 10th, and wherever you go, expect your mane to catch the light.

Meanwhile, Mars is busy stirring drama at home all month—he’s basically your houseguest who won’t leave, but at least he’s bringing energy. You could be hosting friends, entertaining family, or just rearranging furniture until your living room looks like a Bravo set reveal. Repairs, renovations, zhuzhing—it’s all possible, and as long as you stay organized, you’ll slay it. Honestly, if Martha Stewart and Lil Nas X had a collab energy, that’s you this October.

And listen, do yourself a favor: start your holiday shopping early. Mercury’s retrograde is swooping in mid-November like a messy ex at a drag brunch, and it will have the shelves bare and options grim. So grab those gifts for the kids (or the inner child who wants fabulous toys), and lock them down now while the cosmos is blessing your cart.

By October 21, the new moon in Libra has you planning another trip, this time closer to home, and possibly also dealing with contracts. But don’t expect the person across the table to roll over like a puppy—they’re stubborn, maybe even a little petty. The trick? Figure out what they really care about. Once you know what drives them, you’ll have your wig-snatching solution, because negotiation is just performance art with paperwork.

This new moon is also creating a delicious grand trine, honey—a big glittery triangle lighting up the sky—and guess what? Home and family are at the center of it. With Jupiter whispering blessings from your twelfth house and Saturn and Neptune cosigning from your financial eighth, the vibe is strong for mortgages, loans, or money for home improvements. Translation: that kitchen remodel or luxe velvet sofa? Suddenly very possible.

And then comes Halloween, which is basically Leo Christmas. This year, the moon in Pisces is serving moody, mystical glam, so your costume better be iconic. We’re talking Heidi Klum worm-level commitment or go home. The energy is imaginative and fun, but—warning—Mars is throwing shade at Uranus, and that can create chaos if you’re not careful. Translation: get your freak on, but don’t get messy. Uber, Lyft, designated drivers—no excuses. Escort the kids if they’re out trick-or-treating, no matter how old they claim to be. Safety is chic, darling.

So this month, Leo, you’re balancing travel, home drama, contracts, and glam parties, but with your sparkle? You make it all look effortless. You’re the star, the host, the headliner—and when the curtain falls, everyone will be talking about you. ✨👑🌈

Virgo, baby

Oh Virgo, my meticulous, spreadsheet-loving glamazon—September was a soap opera finale, and October is basically the after-party where all the drama queens spill the tea. Those eclipses last month?

Baby, they weren’t playing. They came in like Beyoncé at the VMAs—shutting the stage down, cutting the lights, and making you rethink everythingabout your relationships. If your love life was shaky, the eclipse probably pulled a RuPaul and said: “Sashay away.” If things were strong, though, the universe just might be pushing you toward rings, vows, and Instagram engagement photo shoots with matching sweaters. Either way, darling, you’re evolving—and no one evolves like a Virgo with a plan.

This month the spotlight swings onto your coins, credit, and those sexy little numbers in your bank account. That full moon in Aries on October 6 is lighting up your eighth house of shared finances—taxes, loans, credit cards, the whole messy money world. Picture it like a Drag Race untucked lounge: not always comfortable, but necessary. You might be filling out a loan, wrangling insurance, or haggling with financial aid. Luckily, detail is your superpower, so where others fumble, you will finesse. Still, keep those receipts, babe—Saturn is watching, clipboard in hand.

But the real ka-ching moment comes with the Libra new moon on October 21. Suddenly, the universe is whispering “raise, promotion, new income stream,” but the gag is—it might come with drama. Employers might play the “budget is tight” card. Uh-huh, sure, Jan. If the coins don’t add up, know your worth and don’t be afraid to strut out. But keep your poker face on, because Uranus is lurking in the wings ready to pull a surprise twist—like a last-minute offer that makes you go, “Oh, work!”

Of course, all this financial and romantic intensity doesn’t mean the month is without fun. Around October 8, the cosmos says: “Take a damn break, Virgo!”—so grab your bestie, lover, or even your emotional support oat milk latte and escape somewhere scenic. If you’re in the north, it’s giving fall leaves and flannel-core; if you’re down south, it’s spring blossoms and pastel chic. And honey, the weekend of October 17–19? The moon’s in Virgo, which means the universe is rolling out a glittery runway just for you. Expect everything to fall into place like a Beyoncé choreography drop—flawless.

And speaking of flawless, Venus has been lounging in your sign since late September, giving you major glow-up energy until October 13. This is your cosmic permission slip to shop ‘til you drop, reinvent your look, and step into your power like J.Lo in a new Versace dress. Pair that with Mars sizzling away in Scorpio—ooh baby, that’s sultry, smoldering energy. Your best date night? Wednesday, October 8. The stars are practically screaming: “Put on something fabulous, order dessert, and let the romance flow.”

So Virgo, October is serving you a menu of love evolutions, money negotiations, and chic little escapes—all while Venus insists you stay cute the whole time. Think of it as a mash-up: Suze Orman meets RuPaul meets Cher—practical, fabulous, and utterly unforgettable. ✨💅🌈

Darling Libra

Oh Libra, my glitter-drenched darling, October is basically your season finale meets comeback tour—and you are the headliner, baby! 🌟✨ The universe has booked you a stage bigger than Beyoncé’s Renaissance World Tour, and guess what?

You’re about to strut across it in sequins, stilettos, and an aura that screams, “Yes, I AM the moment.”

Your career right now? Absolutely skyrocketing. Think Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born—you’re stepping into the spotlight, microphone in hand, while everyone else gasps at your glow-up. Opportunities are showering down like confetti at a Pride parade, and honey, this isn’t a quick shimmer—it’s a long-term glow. Jupiter has your back until June 2026, which means the applause is only just starting. You’re not just climbing the ladder, Libra, you’re building a whole runway up to the stars.

Now, the full moon on October 6 is throwing a little shade your way—not in a bad way, but in a “don’t forget your man/woman/them” kind of way. While you’re out here collecting trophies and serving boardroom realness, your boo might be feeling a little like the Michelle to your Beyoncé. So put down the laptop, pour some wine, and give them a show—whether that’s dinner, dancing, or just quality time in your own private VIP lounge. Romance, darling, is your other superpower.

Then comes your annual new moon in Libra on October 21, and oh honey—it’s giving rebirth, it’s giving power, it’s giving “season premiere where the diva walks in late but steals the whole damn show.” Sure, Pluto is being a bit of a bossy top, testing your patience, but the cosmic backup dancers—Mars, Saturn, Jupiter—are all lined up in a fierce grand water trine to make sure you slay the challenge. Translation: yes, a VIP may test you, but you’ll pass like you’re lipsyncing for your life. And the prize? Money, respect, titles, prestige, honey—a new crown. 👑

Venus—your ruling planet and eternal glam squad—steps in around October 14, linking arms with Uranus for a delicious trine that basically says, “Libra, everyone loves you. Don’t question it, just bask.” This charm offensive continues right through your new moon, so expect your phone to blow up with invites, your inbox to sparkle with career opportunities, and your aura to radiate like a disco ball. Honestly, it’s the universe’s way of saying: Happy Birthday, icon.

But let’s talk practicality for a sec—because Mercury retrograde is creeping in November 9 through 29. Translation: buy those electronics, cars, appliances, or bougie kitchen gadgets now—because next month the cosmic Wi-Fi goes down, and you don’t want to be left screaming at a broken Nespresso machine.

Finally, Halloween, October 31. Mars and Uranus are clashing like two drag queens fighting over the same wig, and honey, that’s not a cute look. Travel? Canceled. Drama? Likely. Best plan? Slip into something silky, lock your doors, turn on Hocus Pocus or Gaga’s Haus Labs Halloween playlist, and call it a night. Treat yourself like the royalty you are—sometimes the most fabulous move is beauty sleep. ✨

So Libra, October is serving you career fireworks, romantic reminders, cosmic glamour, and a dash of diva drama—but you, my love, are the star. Take the mic, own the stage, and remember: when the universe hands you a spotlight this bright, you don’t dim it for anyone. 🌈💅

Listen up, Scorpio

Ohhh Scorpio, buckle your corsets, baby, because October is about to serve you a full runway extravaganza with extra sequins, stiletto-sharp precision, and a side of scandal. ✨💋

Picture this: October opens and you’re backstage at RuPaul’s Drag Race with your to-do list—snatching wigs, checking boxes, and delivering projects like Madonna dropping “Vogue” at the MTV Awards: flawless, dramatic, unforgettable. That big assignment you’re about to wrap? Oh honey, it’s not just applause you’ll get, it’s standing ovations, a little cha-ching, and whispers of “Can I hire her next?” from admirers across borders. Yes, international clients are clocking you, darling—get that passport ready because this full moon on October 6 is screaming “first-class, champagne, and a new stamp in the book!”

And let’s talk about your planetary glow-up: Mars, your spicy ruler, is strutting through Scorpio like Beyoncé at Coachella until November 4. Translation? You are magnetic. You are lethal. You are giving “don’t just stand there, let’s get to it” realness. People are gagging and they don’t even know why—they just feel your power. Honestly, Scorpio, if you wanted to seduce a room with a wink, this is the month.

But do it now, doll, because Mercury’s planning to backflip into retrograde on November 9, and you know what that means: delays, drama, and texts to your ex you did NOT intend to send. (Honestly, blame Mercury when it happens—it’s the ultimate scapegoat.) So shop early, slay early, and ship those gifts before October 25. No one wants to be caught in a holiday mall fight over the last air fryer.

Now, October 21 is the pièce de résistance: a Libra new moon that’s less “spotlight diva” and more “private rehearsal with the VIPs.” You may be keeping a project under wraps—think Cher secretly recording an album before the gays get wind of it—but Jupiter is making sure this hidden gem comes with A-list rewards. And darling, the cosmos is serving you a rare golden triangle of harmony: Mars and Mercury voguing in Scorpio, Saturn sprinkling discipline in Pisces, and Jupiter beaming from your foreign affairs sector. That’s not just astrology, baby—that’s cosmic choreography. Expect publishing wins, legal triumphs, or international success that has you saying, “Shantay, I stay.”

Of course, no Scorpio story is complete without a little drama. Pluto might show up like that one shady queen who critiques everyone’s look uninvited—landlords, contractors, or bureaucrats may try it with you. Smile sweetly, serve a little “don’t f*** with me fellas” à la Joan Crawford, and keep it moving.

Then, honey, October 27—oh she’s a good day. Mars (your sugar daddy planet) is locking eyes with Jupiter (big daddy expansion), and the energy is pure cha-ching meets standing ovation. Whatever you launch that day? Expect dollars, clout, and your name whispered in reverent tones like “legend, icon, star.”

And finally, Halloween: moon in Pisces means your costume is giving category is: otherworldly glam. But careful, Scorpio—Mars opposing Uranus is chaotic energy. Think Madonna falling off her cape at the BRIT Awards. Iconic, but risky. So go out, serve your look, snatch a few souls, but don’t linger—make it an early night with a cab home and a cocktail in bed.

So in short, darling: October is your runway. Strut it, werk it, own it. Or as Mama Ru says: “You better work, cover girl—work it girl, give a twirl.” And Scorpio? This month, the twirl comes with tips, trophies, and maybe even a little international travel fling. 💃🔥🌍

Beautiful archer

Oh Sagittarian superstar, buckle that glitter belt, because October is about to be your rom-com montage directed by Baz Luhrmann with a touch of drag brunch chaos. 🌈✨

Darling, this month is giving you light, frothy, easy-breezy beautiful CoverGirl energy. The invites will roll in like Grindr notifications at 2 AM, and the full moon in Aries on October 6? Baby, she’s not just a moon—she’s a disco ball spotlighting your love life. Single Sag? Expect your friend to set you up on a blind date that turns out less “awkward coffee” and more “OMG, this could be the one.” If you’re partnered, that boo of yours is about to pull a Beyoncé—serving surprise, delight, and possibly a spontaneous getaway that feels like a dream sequence from Call Me By Your Name, minus the heartbreak.

And let’s not pretend it’s only about love. Oh no, Sag—Venus is voguing in your career zone while Jupiter, your ruling sugar daddy planet, winks from your money house. Translation: cha-ching, baby! Bonus checks, career applause, and maybe even that glam promotion are strutting your way. Add Saturn into the mix and suddenly you’re signing on the dotted line for that condo, that velvet chaise lounge, or maybe just redoing your kitchen so it looks like something Chrissy Teigen would cook in. The bank? Approved, honey. You’re serving real-estate realness.

Now, don’t sleep on October 21. That Libra new moon is practically an Evite from the cosmos to the social event of the season. Whether it’s a gala, a wedding, or just a bougie brunch that turns into a full-blown kiki, you’re there, dressed, pressed, and glowing. If you’re coupled up, your partner is already polishing their shoes and saying, “Yasss, let’s go!”Expect local travel—maybe a quick glam road trip where you blast Madonna’s “Holiday” and live your best Instagram story fantasy.

Work? Forget it, sweetie. You’re distracted, glowing, social-butterflying like a drag queen on her third encore. And that’s fine. Because come November 4, Mars will strut into Sagittarius in thigh-high boots, cracking a whip, and suddenly you’ll be busier than Kris Jenner in Q4. Speed. Power. Frenzy. Work-life climax. So soak in this October softness before it becomes full throttle.

Heads up, though—Mercury goes retrograde November 9 to 29, sashaying backward through Sagittarius and Scorpio like a messy ex queen stumbling off stage. But don’t fret! Retrograde isn’t just chaos—it’s resurrection, darling. Old projects revived, old colleagues popping up with new offers. It’s less “backward” and more “second act.”

So, Sag: this month? Romance, sparkle, social butterflies, and maybe even a real estate glow-up. Next month? Work boots on, chaos engaged. But for now, sip that Aperol spritz, toss your hair like Ariana, and remember RuPaul’s golden rule: “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” Can I get an amen up in here? 🙌✨

Oh honey

Capricorn darling, polish your pearls and tighten that corset—October is about to be a full Broadway production of work hard, play chic, and slay the house down boots. 🐐✨

First up: your home life is serving “Extreme Makeover: Capricorn Edition.” Whether you’re hunting for the dream loft with Beyoncé-level acoustics for shower concerts, or the chic penthouse where Madonna herself would sip champagne, the stars are practically staging your new digs. Saturn is about to move into your home sector early next year, which means if you don’t snatch up that dream space now, darling, it may be harder later—and nobody wants to be fighting over a studio apartment with zero closet space when you’ve got couture gowns to store. 👠✨

But wait—this month isn’t just about real estate. Oh no, honey, the spotlight swings right onto your career, and the new moon on October 21 is your cosmic opening night. Imagine RuPaul herself announcing your promotion: “Ladies and gentlemen, category is… Capricorn serving Executive Realness!” You could launch a business, snag a promotion, or get a glittering new title that makes LinkedIn quake. Just beware of Pluto in the wings, side-eying you like a shady judge on Drag Race. Someone in power may act like you don’t deserve the coin you’re asking for. Baby, this is your moment to channel your inner Madonna—reinvent, argue your worth, and if they still don’t get it? Vogue-walk right out of that boardroom and find someone who does. 💼💃

Now, Jupiter is shimmying in your house of partnerships, whispering that you might need a collaborator, agent, or fairy god-businessmother to unlock the real treasures here. Meanwhile, Mars is strutting around, guaranteeing that your moves—strategic and stylish—lead straight to ka-ching and applause. Basically, Capricorn, you’re about to be the CEO of Snatch Game.

But don’t worry, it’s not all spreadsheets and stilettos. By October 24, Mercury lights up your social life like a disco ball, and suddenly it’s all brunches, cocktails, and chosen family gatherings. Expect the group chat to blow up with invites, darling. Then on October 27, the stars are basically handing you a golden key to your future dream house—Mars and Jupiter link arms like Cher and Lady Gaga at a fashion ball, promising luck in property and home decisions. If you’ve been scrolling Zillow at 2 AM, this is your green light.

Halloween, though? Oooh baby, it’s a trick and a treat. With the moon in Pisces, you’re going to look spooky-sexy-magical, the kind of glam that could stop traffic. But Mars and Uranus are lurking with chaotic energy, so maybe don’t end up in a 4 AM Uber in full drag, heels in hand, sobbing about an ex. Leave the party early, diva. Sometimes the fiercest flex is an Irish exit. 🖤🎃

So Capricorn, this month is all about juggling the glam penthouse hunt with the corporate runway walk, all while sprinkling in some glittery social sparkle. Think of it as your personal Capricorn Renaissance Tour—world-building, boss moves, and a little bit of glitter on the side. 💫✨

My Dear water-bearer

Ohhh Aquarius darling, buckle your sequined seatbelt and grab your glittery passport because the cosmos is literally screaming, “Pack your bags, diva!” ✨🌈✈️ This October, the universe wants you to go full Eat Pray Love but make it Beyoncé headlining Coachella—travel, transformation, and maybe a little twerk in the woods.

That full moon on October 6? She’s calling you to adventure. Maybe it’s a glam road trip up north to see those fall leaves serving technicolor Wizard of Oz realness, or perhaps you’ll find yourself apple-picking like you’re auditioning for a gay Hallmark movie. And if rustic isn’t your vibe, honey, no problem—you might just decide to go camping, rock climbing, horseback riding, or hiking in full “Madonna on her Ray of Light yoga mat” mode. Either way, it’s giving “outdoorsy chic with rhinestones.” 🌲🍎✨

But babes, it’s not just about the road trip fantasy. This full moon is also shining a high-beam spotlight on your career. Mars is voguing in your tenth house of fame and power, and this is your cue to slay that deal, snag that title, or strut into a new position where the spotlight hits you. October 8? Circle it in gold glitter pen—it’s the day Venus and Jupiter team up to bless your bank account. That’s cha-ching energy, darling.

Then comes October 21, when the Libra new moon says, “Girl, let’s go global.” This isn’t just local tea—this is international, passport-stamped, maybe even government-official paperwork kind of travel. Could be visas, import-export, or publishing—basically, your brand is ready for syndication, RuPaul-style. Yes, obstacles might pop up, but Aquarius, you know how to werk through red tape in heels. Stay persistent, and you’ll come out serving “And the winner is…” energy.

October 27? Honey, that’s the day to put on your sharpest suit, power heels, or Gaga-meat-dress if you’re feeling bold. Mars trining Jupiter is like having Michelle Visage, Lizzo, and Lady Gaga all standing behind you, shouting, “WERK!”Perfect for interviews, presentations, or dazzling some VIP who holds the keys to your next big stage. 🌟

Now, let’s keep it real: November is about to be messy boots with Mercury moonwalking retrograde from the 9th to the 29th. Contracts will drag, bosses will ghost, and decisions will stall. So, darling, October is your month to slay the house down professionally. November? Just coast, sip your Prosecco, and blame everything on Mercury.

And because the universe loves you, Venus struts into Libra (your sister air sign!) from October 13 to November 6, sprinkling romance dust all over your love life. Think flirty texts, glam dates, and maybe even a surprise romantic twistaround October 14 when Uranus sparks the fireworks. Whether single or partnered, baby, you are glowing—and don’t be afraid to zhuzh up your look. New clothes, new hair, new attitude—serve it like Ru on the main stage: If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 💅

So, Aquarius, this October? Travel, glamour, career glow-ups, and love that sparkles like Mariah’s high notes. Pack the glitter, darling—you’re about to go global. 🌍✨

Darling Fish

Pisces, my shimmering mermaid of the zodiac, October is about to serve you a fantasia of coins, couture, and karmic clarity. 💎✨ You’ve just swum through two eclipses in September that were basically the cosmic equivalent of a RuPaul werkroom mirror moment

“Baby, are you ready to lip-sync for your life or sashay away?” Whether in love or business, someone got read to filth by the universe, and this month you’re tying up the loose glitter strands.

The full moon on October 6 is making it rain—literally, with bills, transfers, and checks. Think of it as your financial runway: strut to the bank, cut that tax check, collect the coins someone owes you, or negotiate a salary like the diva you are. And honey, if you’re out here interviewing, the stars are giving you permission to Channel Madonna in Blond Ambition: unapologetic, commanding, and dripping in power. Don’t be shy about asking for your worth—because if you don’t, Pluto’s shady ass might try to lowball you.

Then comes the October 21 new moon, which screams, “Shopping spree—but make it fiscal responsibility chic.” This is your chance to seek out loans, mortgages, or venture capital. But beware: Pluto is side-eyeing in the corner like a bitter ex at DragCon. You’ll need receipts, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to get that yes. Still, don’t panic—the back-up dancers of the cosmos (aka Jupiter and Mercury) are working behind the scenes, opening international doors. Translation: global glam is where your fortune lies. Dream bigger, darling—think Paris Fashion Week, Tokyo collabs, or a Brazilian business partner who looks like they stepped off a Vogue cover. 🌍✨

And let’s not forget October 27—Mars and Jupiter are having a cosmic kiki, and this aspect is hotter than a lip-sync finale. Publishing, broadcasting, law, academia—all sparkle under this vibe. If you’re a student, a mentor may drop wisdom so iconic it reroutes your life path. If you’re working, your hustle turns straight into coin. The gag? This glow-up comes from you acting boldly.

Here’s the tea: wrap your glam projects this month, because November will be a cosmic untucked episode—Mercury retrograde plus Mars in Sagittarius stirring career chaos. But don’t clutch your pearls just yet—this retrograde could bring an old boss, client, or flame back into your life. Keep your wig glued down and your receipts ready.

Oh, and circle October 24 in red glitter ink. That day is dripping with career magic, and your star power will be blinding. Honestly, the girls won’t be able to compete—you’ll be giving full-on Madame Pisces Supreme.

So baby, October is your pre-show rehearsal for a career crescendo. Balance the books, demand your coins, flirt with global opportunities, and when the moment calls for it—turn, pose, and remind everyone: “I am my own fantasy.” 🌊👑✨